Arter/Writist
"...having neither the talent of an artist nor the dedication of a writer, he fashioned himself a title with a nebulous mandate..."
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
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Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Film: Newswire: This is what the next Star Trek movie will be called
For most of the past three years or so, J.J. Abrams' forthcoming Star Trek sequel has been referred to as Star Trek 2, for lack of a more accurate name. But today is the day those people are now wrong and/or immediately wistful for when it was just called Star Trek 2: Paramount has confirmed that the May 17, 2013 film will be titled Star Trek Into Darkness—just like that, without being separated by any sort of colon or dash or ellipsis or one of those little emoticons where the smiley face is sarcastically rolling its eyes. Instead it's a complete phrase, as in "Kevin took a star trek into darkness this weekend, and then posted a bunch of crappy pictures of it on Instagram." So with that settled, you may now begin debating what this suggests about the film's plot points. A Joseph Conrad ...
Read moreFriday, August 31, 2012
Bethesda: We Can't Make Dawnguard Work On the PS3
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Thursday, August 30, 2012
TV: Newswire: Benedict Cumberbatch in a spot of bother over CBS' Elementary
Despite the fact that the upcoming CBS show Elementary went to the trouble of making Watson an Asian-American woman and therefore is totally different, the cast and crew of the BBC's Sherlock continue to express their suspicion that the network is attempting to copy their own modern Sherlock Holmes show, simply because CBS tried to copy their own modern Sherlock Holmes show. Until now, however, little has been heard about it from Sherlock star Benedict Cumberbatch, as he has not been seen in many a fortnight since Whit Monday. This led some to suspect he'd slipped away to become a mountebank, quacksalver, and all-'round charlatan along the Borough, or possibly been felled by the croup.
But thanks to a slumgullion-bribed steward, the U.K.'s Shortlist found Cumberbatch in a Common lodging-house and was able to ask him what he thought of his Frankenstein co-star Jonny Lee ...
Read moreWednesday, August 22, 2012
TV: Great Job, Internet!: Meth-os, the freshmaker: Breaking Bad as a Mentos ...
This season of Breaking Bad has been pretty goddamn dark, but luckily for fans, the Internet is always there to lighten the mood. Today's drug-related hilarity comes courtesy of a YouTuber who took it upon himself to edit down a recent scene into a spot-on spoof of a Mentos commercial. It's perfect, really, from Bryan Cranston's smug grin to the fantastical plot resolution at the end. Maybe meth has been the freshmaker all along.
Read moreFilm: Great Job, Internet!: Mixing Finding Nemo with Taken results in a glor...
For every movie mash-up that works, there are dozens that don’t. Lucky for the Internet, then, that this mash-up of Pixar’s Finding Nemo and the Liam Neeson kidnapping actioner Taken not only works, but is genius. It turns one of Pixar’s best films into a dark noir thriller, which the studio should consider for that upcoming re-release this fall. Because nothing says “box-office gold” like a clown fish voiced by Liam Neeson breaking kneecaps and snapping necks. [via The Daily What]
Read moreWonder Woman and Superman are now officially doing it [Comics]
Will Syfy's Blake's 7 reboot be as dark as Battlestar Galactica? [Blake's 7]
Monday, August 20, 2012
Film: Newswire: R.I.P. Phyllis Diller
TMZ is reporting the death of Phyllis Diller, the brassy comedian who paved the way for generations of female comics to come. Diller had suffered from numerous health problems in recent years, and was most recently recovering from a bad fall while living in hospice care. She was 95.
Beginning with her first stand-up appearances in 1955, the housewife-turned-advertising copywriter-turned radio personality Diller developed an exaggerated, eccentric persona that was steeped in self-deprecating wisecracks. Diller—often dressed in gaudy feather boas that matched her fright-wig hair, and twiddling a long cigarette holder—specialized in one-liner gags aimed squarely at her own appearance, her inability (and apathy about trying to) to satisfy her fictional husband "Fang" in the kitchen and the bedroom, and the ravages of age. (A typical Phyllis Diller joke: "I love to shop for shoes. It's the only place where a man tells me that I'm ...
Read moreMy NERD is Bond
Doctor Shark will not be told what to do by some pantsless freaks.